This is a 24-count case of our 16.9 oz "Bullet Shape" premium purified water. We at Woke TearsTM Water don’t see color, which is why our water self-identifies as the most transparent in the world. It will make our drinkers feel truly colorblind! Everybody else's water is just water - ours provides a refreshing gulp of laughter in a world thirsty for sanity.
The water comes with our complimentary 4x3 Woke Tears Water sticker, so you can identify your reusable water bottles, too.
You can pick it up from our locations in the Chicago area.
Let's make hydration great again!
(We use 3 purification methods consisting of ozonation, ultraviolet light and reverse osmosis.)
