This is our "Classic Woke Tears" edition of 16.9 oz "bullet shape" premium purified water. We at Woke TearsTM Waterdon’t see color, which is why our water self-identifies as the most transparent in the world. It will make our drinkers feel truly colorblind! Everybody else's water is just water - ours provides a refreshing gulp of laughter in a world thirsty for sanity.
The water comes with our complimentary 4x3 Woke Tears Water sticker, so you can identify your reusable water bottles, too.
Let's Make Agua Great Again!
(We use 3 purification methods consisting of ozonation, ultraviolet light and reverse osmosis.)
