We have been endorsed by some of the most prominent anti-racists in the world. As one of them famously put it, “The only remedy for past dehydration is present hydration. The only remedy for present dehydration is future hydration.”
Another one wrote a whole book on the subject, titled “Woke Fragility: Why It’s So Hard for Hydrated People to Talk about Dehydration.”
Naturally, all the endorsers chose to remain anonymous.


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