Here we publish unfiltered (unlike our water) messages sent to our Customer Service and Hate Mail accounts. Enjoy! (Or not.)
"Hello you insensitive neenerheads,
I am feeling the magnitude of your microaggressions all the way from Texas. I didn't receive a confirmation email on my purchase so I feel the deep discrimination towards me for being a female. But I'm not allowed to feel oppressed because I am not the right kind of Asian to be BIPOC and feminism is dead bc a man won woman of the year and no fucks are given about he brutalized women in the whole Hamas thing. So never mind. I have as much say as a straight white man.
Can I get confirmation on my order? I don't know the number because my disability prevents me from remembering to save receipts.
Love and rainbows"