Can Happy Hour Be Racist?

Here we publish unfiltered (unlike our water) messages sent to our Customer Service and Hate Mail accounts.  Enjoy! (Or not.)

"Can I actually buy your water? I want to sneak it into my old work and hide a bottle here and there in random places all over my old coworker's lab so he keeps finding them for weeks. He has a pic of Bernie Sanders. The woke are fun to mess with. He was trying to get all of us to go to happy hour. I pretended to get super offended, and told him it was triggering and racist. I lack the gene necessary to make the enzyme to break down alcohol completely, and usually only Asian people have this issue...I am Asian..."

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